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Creating a user guide .pdf


Nom original: Creating a user guide.pdf
Titre: Creating a user guide
Auteur: Elias

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INTERNET USER GUIDE, FOR MEN
(the title is red because I use blood as ink ! )
2 pages of pure sickness !
MADE WITH LOVE

V
VIIO
OLLE
EN
NC
CE
E!!

Hi there, i heard that you’re a newby at Internet Search, and I’m here to help you. Because
typing “I want to see cute pictures of kitten” in Google Search just doesn’t work.
Well, first of all, open your favourite Internet Browser (as you’re a newb’ I guess you
only have Internet Explorer, so let’s just use it.). Now, type “google.com” in the address bar,
like in the picture.

That bar is fucking long I can’t believe that shit.

Now, if you’re a real man, press Enter WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! This is not a job for
pussies, so don’t piss in your pants. If you do, just stop reading my pages and go ask your
mom for some milk, it may help you to become stronger. Well, now, the google page appear.
This is the harder part, you must type
what you want to see on the internet in the
SEARCH BAR, but just type the most
important words, ok?
For example, if I want to see some freakin’
NARWHALS (that animal is just fucking
awesome, I can’t believe it), I will just type
“narwhals”, and not “ I’m looking for
narwhals swimming around in the ocean” like
the usual dumb internet neophyte, because actually, if I’m on google, it already knows that
I’m looking for something, and narwhals always swim in the water, it’s their hobbies as sea
animals. Remember, just precise IMPORTANT things for the search.
Press enter again, show him who’s the boss!, this key just deserve the life he has, so don’t be
affraid about hurting him.
Now your search appears, as the bitch she is, coming when you call it. And here is
what you may see:

Now you may read blue titles to get an idea of what the page is talking about, and be sure
that google really found what you were looking for, and… OH MY GOD, WHAT THE
FUCK IS THAT?

OUSGHIR Elias SRC1-C1 15/12/2009

INTERNET USER GUIDE, FOR MEN
(the title is red because I use blood as ink ! )
2 pages of pure sickness !
MADE WITH LOVE

V
VIIO
OLLE
EN
NC
CE
E!!

DID THAT FUCKER KILLED THAT NARWHAL? I
WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HIS
ALIVE NARWHALS FRIENDS GET THAT LITLLE
BASTARD. I’m gonna find where he lives and send him
death-threatening letters, then meet him in a dark street and
remove his head WITH MY BARE MANLY HANDS, then
take a satisfied looking picture as he did with that poor
narwhal.
But first lets make that letter I’m gonna send, so open Word.
I must make that Asian guy understand why am I not
satisfied of his behaviours, I don’t care if he tells me “that
was to feed my children!”, personnaly, I’ve grown up eating
worms and see HOW BALANCED I AM!
So lets Copy that picture. You may just right click on it (you can click directly on that fucker
head, a voodoo friend told me it may DESTROY HIS MIND) then select Copy. Now come
back in your Word documents, and past it, by right clicking on your empty page, and
selecting Paste!
Now let’s save that document. Click on “File”, on the top of the tool bar, and select “Save
as…” ( don’t mind the three dots, it’s a trap to confuse weak spirits). A new window opens,
where you can rename your file, choose the name you want, but do it easy to remember, it’s
more convenient.

Now re-press Enter. The job is done, and you are no more a newbie, but a MAN who can
safely use a computer without hurting himself !

GO NARWHALS !!!111!!

OUSGHIR Elias SRC1-C1 15/12/2009


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